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Eleven Minutes in the Life of a Husband
By Andy on 17 August 2004 the wee hoursCategory: Marriage 7:00PM is when the kid goes to sleep.
7:05PM is when the wife settles in to watch the Olympics.
7:06PM is when the wife gives the husband (me) a rundown of who will be competing for medals.
7:07PM is when the wife tells the husband that she cheated and saw the results on the Internet before.
7:07PM is when the husband covers his ears to try to prevent the inevitble.
7:08PM is when the wife does the invevitble.
7:08PM is when the wife tells the husband the results of the 100m freestyle that he's about to watch.
7:09PM is when the husband curses the Internet, the source of his living.
7:10PM is when the husband picks up a book to read with his right hand.
7:11PM is when the wife smiles because she is relaxed and getting her legs rubbed by her husbands left hand.
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