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Things That Would Never Happen in Wagarville, AL
By Andy on 1 May 2003 the wee hoursCategory: Family My parents live in a county where there are only two traffic lights. I live in a county where there are only two dirt roads, (if that many). My parents live on 40 acres of land. I live on roughly 40 square feet! But I discovered this weekend a distinct advantage to living in the suburbs of the metroplex. I had someone accidentally mow my lawn. Somehow I just can't see that happening in Wagarville, AL. You just don't accidentally mow a lawn the size of my entire neighborhood :) I was on my lunch break when I heard the sound of a lawn mower that seemed mysteriously close to the house. Since I was in a rush (something else that hardly ever happens in Wagarville), I just assumed it was the neighbor across the street. A few moments later the door bell rang. The guy at the door was sort of shaking his head, "Sir, I apologize, I began cutting your grass by mistake. Can I go ahead and finish your entire yard for you for free?" I let him slide on the back yard, but he did a superb job on the front. I guess you can file this story under, "Things that would never happen in Wagarville, AL"
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