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You've Gotta Love the Iraqi Information Minister
By Andy on 11 April 2003 the wee hoursCategory: Interesting You've gotta love the Iraqi Information Minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf. He's a man who is unflappable, undeterred, and unpersuaded. He knows what he knows, and he sticks by what he knows.
Take these quotes for example:
God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.
Our initial assessment is that they will all die.
Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 26 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable Rumsfeld has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the American command is under siege.
Listen, this explosion does not frighten us any langer. The cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catchign them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target.
It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait
By God, I think this is rather very unlikely. This is merely a prattle. The fact is that as soon as they reach baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them....Wherever they go they will find themselves encircled.
You might be intersted in knowing that Mr. al-Sahaf is on administrative leave right now. As you might imagine, he's probably cruising across the desert somewhere listening to his favorite Collin Raye song, "That's my Story, and I'm stickin' to it." You can read more of the Information Minister's hilarity at www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com.
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